Valentine's day of doom

Time: 3:36
Date: Valentine day
Location: Zim's base

Zim marched into his house a little annoyed about the day today.

See Zim pretty much hated Valentines day, human emotions, etc. All because of the whole Tak incedent. And what happened today? None stop talk about filthy human emotions. Espacially love. So yeah Zim was kinda annoyed. And it didn't help that Gir was singing a stupid song while doing a stupid dance.

"Do a little dance! Make a little luuv!! Get down tonight! Yay! Get down tonight!" Gir sang out.

"GIR!!! Stop that idiotic dancing and singing this instant! Your giving me a headache." Zim cammanded to his little hyperactive robot companion.

"Masta!! Your home!! Looky what I gots!! I won it off of a flaying baby with wings!!" Gir said while pulling out a cute little bow and arrow set. The arrows had little hearts for the feather thinges. And the bow sorta resembled a heart. But Zim didn't mind the hearts. It was the fact that Gir was holding a sharp object that frecked him out. Sure it was an old pathetic weopon that no one really uses anymore, besides for sport, but still it was sharp and in Gir's hands.

"Gir! What have I told you about using sharp, pointy objects.?" Zim questioned Gir giving him a "You know your not supposed to do that" voice.

"But the baby said they aint dangorus. In fact they used for a different pur-pase besides as a medieval weopon. He even said they don't even draw blood!" Gir argued.

Now see Zim was already annoyed and he was developing a headache so he decided to let it go for now.

"Alright Gir you can keep it for now but the first thing tommorow morning your giving back that 'bow-and-arrow set to who-ever gave it to you in the first place." Zim said as he went down into his labs to do something to get all of the humon emotion day out of his mind.
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Time: 7:30 P.M.
Date: the same as above.
Location: in front of Zim's house

Dib was going to spy and try to catch Zim without his disguise. Again. But this time he dragged Gaz along. Neither of them wanted her to be there but it wasn't like they had an option. Their dad forced Dib to take Gaz to, wherever he was going.

"Ok Gaz this should be pretty quick. Ok now for the plan. First we'll need to find a way to enter his base. Seconed when we find out how to get in without tripping his defences, we'll need to find out exactly where he is. Third..." Dib started rambling on and on again. And quite frankly Gaz was getting pretty annoyed.

So she decided to make this go extremly fast and without the hasle. So she knocked on the door. But that didn't shut Dib up, to Gaz's disapointment.

The door opened to revele an un-disguised Gir holding a little heart bow and arrow set. But Gaz nor Dib noticed. "Yes?" Gir said.

"Yeah hi. Look, my brother wants to spy on Zim. And I can't leave without him. So where is he?" Gaz asked the little robot. Thankfully that shut Dib up. Sorta.

"Gaz what are you doing you can't just ask your enemy's robots to just.." "Masta's in his labs I can take yous to him if yous wants." Gir offered.

Dib just stood there, then he spoke. "Uh.. Ok." He said sheepishly. Then Gir lead Dib and Gaz to the under ground part of the base to the labs where Zim was. But Zim didn't notice anyone coming down.

They made it down to the lab where Zim was but they couldn't find him. "You sure he's here?" Gaz sorta growled out. "YES!!" Gir yelled out. "Well I don't see him. Oh well I'll just find the right place to get a picture of Zim without his disguise." Dib said. "Fine you do that." Gaz said.

Then she noticed that Gir went running off. And it was also then that she relized that Gir had a sorta weopon on him. So she went running after him making sure that he didn't hit anyone.

She caught up to Gir, and what do you know? Zim was like a couple feet in front of them. But he didn't seem to notice either of them. 'Well that's good. He being oblivous again. this should be quick.' GAz thought to herself.

"Hey! I thinks I figured out how to works this thingy!" Gir said while he held a loaded bow. He started aiming it. "No Gir put that down!" Gaz said in a loud whisper. But not loud enough for Zim to hear.

Then Dib fell out from a pile of junk. Because he noticed that Gir had a bow and arrow to, and was afraid that the little confused robot was aiming it at his sister. It made quite a bit of noise. Which did catch Zim attention.

"What are you doing here!?!" Zim yelled out. "We're here to take you down Zim!" Dib spat out to him. Then they started arguing. Again.

Gir was still aiming his arrow, but Gaz didn't notice untill she saw an arrow zooming through the air. She was about to yell out "Watch out!!" But it was too late. The arrow hit Zim directly in the... uhhhh... backside.

He felt it and wiced a little in pain, then turned around to see the shooter. But when he opened his eyes, his eyes fell on Gaz. And something happened. Zim felt extremly weird. As he viewed Gaz, she looked, well exteremly attractive towards him. In fact he hadn't relized that he was staring until she spoke out. "What's wrong with you? Why are you staring at me? What's with that weird look?" Gaz asked. Then Zim took a couple of steps towards her.

Dib was a little concerned at this point, and so was Gaz. But before either of them could do anything, Zim grabbed Gaz around her waist, and sorta dipped her slightly. With a huge grin on his face. Now Gaz was terrified. What the hell was Zim doing?

"Zim?! What are you... MMmhhhh" Gaz said before she was interupted by Zim. Or more specifically, Zim's kiss.

That's right he kissed her right then and there. Gaz's eyes went wide with shock. He was kissing her! And even worse, Zim's serpent like tounge started invading her mouth, and even though she trying to fight back, her mouth wasn't fighting. In fact it was allowing it all. In fact it was like her whole body was saying "NO, NO, NO!!!" but her mouth was saying, "Oh yes, yes, yes." In fact it got so bad that her mouth was actually was doing a tounge wrestle with Zim, dispite her mind protesting against it. But it was like Zim wasn't aware of anything but the fact that he was kissing Gaz.

"Aww! They look so cute!" Gir said still holding his bow. But Zim kept kissing her, leaving Gir getting all giggly and Dib extremly disturbed.